"WHAT? WHAT NOW YOU'RE ON HIS SIDE?!" Mac cried, though whether it was for the elf or Uldren the two could only guess, since Mac was gawking at them both and looking absolutely stricken.
"CAN WE NOT RIGHT NOW?!" Mac finally croaked at Uldren, opening both palms and raising them in a helpless gesture. "Really?1 REALLY?! Come on! Why do you always start talking like this?! If your people knew how crazy you are they've be horrified! And you!" he gasped, wheeling around and pointing at Ilormael, who drew back slightly with a grin and raised hands in a gesture of surrender.
"You're doing this on purpose!"
"I don't know what you mean."
"You're teasing me!"
"Teasing implies attraction."
"NO IT DOESN'T!"
"So I'm not attractive."
"I DIDN'T SAY THAT!"
"So I am. He said I am just now," the elf chimed, looking at Uldren and pointing to Mac, who stared in disbelief. How had it come to this? What? What? Did jerking off in the brambles make the man's balls drop or something?
"HEY COME ON!"
"Come on and what? I'm only making conversation."
"No seriously! He's serious! Uldren is serious! He does those things!"
"What things?"
Mac paused, remembering the elf couldn't understand, and hurriedly waved both hands, buttoning his mouth. No way was he telling the man what Uldren had said. No way. NO. Nevermind if the whole thing had resulted in a very confused half boner. That was what happened when you were conditioned to expect sex where arguments happened.
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"CAN WE NOT RIGHT NOW?!" Mac finally croaked at Uldren, opening both palms and raising them in a helpless gesture. "Really?1 REALLY?! Come on! Why do you always start talking like this?! If your people knew how crazy you are they've be horrified! And you!" he gasped, wheeling around and pointing at Ilormael, who drew back slightly with a grin and raised hands in a gesture of surrender.
"You're doing this on purpose!"
"I don't know what you mean."
"You're teasing me!"
"Teasing implies attraction."
"NO IT DOESN'T!"
"So I'm not attractive."
"I DIDN'T SAY THAT!"
"So I am. He said I am just now," the elf chimed, looking at Uldren and pointing to Mac, who stared in disbelief. How had it come to this? What? What? Did jerking off in the brambles make the man's balls drop or something?
"HEY COME ON!"
"Come on and what? I'm only making conversation."
"No seriously! He's serious! Uldren is serious! He does those things!"
"What things?"
Mac paused, remembering the elf couldn't understand, and hurriedly waved both hands, buttoning his mouth. No way was he telling the man what Uldren had said. No way. NO. Nevermind if the whole thing had resulted in a very confused half boner. That was what happened when you were conditioned to expect sex where arguments happened.